"The supreme irony of life is that no one gets out of it alive."
      --Robert A. Heinlein, Job: A Comedy of Justice

"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
      --Isaac Asimov

"Life, loathe or ignore it, you can't like it."
      --Douglas Adams, Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy

"I'll let you be in my dream, if I can be in yours."
      --Bob Dylan, "Talkin' World War Three Blues"

"Commonsense is nothing more than a deposit of prejudices laid down by the mind before you reach eighteen."
      --Albert Einstein

"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them."
      --William Clayton

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
      --Diderot

"He not busy being born is busy dying."
      --Bob Dylan, "It's Alright Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)".

"I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!"
      --Monty Python

"UNIX is an operating system, OS/2 is half an operating system, Windows is a shell, and DOS is a boot partition virus."
      --Peter H. Coffi

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
      --Douglas Adams

"Odi profanum vulgus et arceo"
      --Horace

"Any darn fool can make something complex; it takes a genius to make something simple."
      --Pete Seeger

"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible."
      --Frank Zappa